Re: Designing an electronic vagina???



ian field wrote:
"Gene Stonerly" <stolen_energy@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:d6c3c4c3-42b9-4df7-b175-46086e208a68@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
In real life, no sane woman wants to me.And men don't want to
me, either.

So I want to design an electronic vagina.

What do I need to build such an electronic vagina???

Cut a length of moped inner tube and add a few LEDs.


This is a HUGE business opportunity. A successful implementation
would make you very rich.
Think about the opportunities for phone sex. Guys would be lining
up for pay-per-screw. If you could capture 1% of what guys spend
on (unsuccessful) dates, you could retire in about 20 minutes.

I once gave the problem a lot of thought. Basic problem was
that the servos would have to be rather powerful. Last thing
you'd want is a call-waiting beep to rip off your...
Sorry for any inconvenience ;-)

Product liability insurance would be hard to come by.
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