Re: LED Breast Lighting
- From: Tim Wescott <tim@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:52:26 -0600
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:52:42 -0800, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:
Breastman wrote:
I want my wife's breasts to light up whenever I squeeze them. I want
the whole breast to light up from the inside with LEDs. Then I want a
red LED on the tip of each nipple to glow brighter as I suck on them.
At Christmas I want her breasts to play christmas music too.
I need help designing the circuit and installing this.
Boobs R4 Fun
Somebody is going to incorporate plastic fiber optics into breast
implants and route one end to a location near the skin where a patch
with LEDs can be applied that couple to the fiber bundles.
Quick! To the patent office!!!
This sounds like a vast improvement over breast tattoos. Think of all
the wasted effort to find a spot that won't show at the office but will
show at the club, that can be eliminated with this new technology.
Don't stop at mere lighting, though -- be sure to write the application
to be broad (as it were) enough to encompass animated displays.
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