Re: I destroyed my television

Do you weight 400 lbs, and have nothing else better to do with your time?
If you eat enough cookies and Twinkies, you will gain more weight and maybe
you will suffer a stroke!

I guess your set had no channel selector to put on something descent! Then
after watching TV, you can go out and do some exercise. After coming back
home, you can read a good book, and maybe surf the net.


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JANA
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"Sitre Magana" <sitremagana@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1169459556.293583.202810@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I got cable t.v. and watched it for a couple of hours and got so bored
with the programming that I threw a bowling ball through my television.
I then took the bowling ball and smashed the tv into about 20 different
pieces. I called my cable operator and told them that I wanted to
cancel. They asked me why I am cancelling the service and all I told
them that I had better not receive another bill from them. I hung up
the phone. Cable T.V. is nothing more than 100 dollars a month for NYPD
Blue reruns.

With all the money that I am saving I can put it toward food. I bought
a bunch of twinkies and oreos and used them to fill the void once left
by my 27 inch TV.

Whenever I start get bored I just start eating.


.

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