Re: Post-petroleum World?

From: Sea Wasp (seawasp_at_wizvax.net)
Date: 06/02/04 

Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 12:10:47 GMT

Lorenzo L. Love wrote:

>
> You are obsessed with death aren't you? Is that why people like you are
> working so hard to kill the environment?

        Yes. You have finally seen through us, Lorenzo. Why, I go out at
night with a firehose and WASH OFF THE TOPSOIL! I sabotage other
people's composters so they can't replace it, too! Then I sneak into
Hanford, get myself a load of radioactive waste, and scatter it about
the landscape like a satanic Johnny Appleseed. Meanwhile, my friends
and accomplices are removing the filters from coal-fired power plants
and eliminating the purification cycles from manufacturing processes
so that we can introduce the maximal pollution to the environment.
Then, at the end of a satisfying day of world-poisoning, we go home to
our 5 wives each and make sure they're all barefoot and pregnant!

        (Am I missing anything? Destroy topsoil, check; spread nuclear
terror, check; increase global warming, check; contaminate land, sea,
and air, check; increase population, check. I still have the feeling
I'm missing a bet, anyone? Bueller? Bueller?) 

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				Sea Wasp
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