Re: Post-petroleum World?

From: Bill Snyder (bsnyder_at_airmail.net)
Date: 06/02/04 

Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 11:57:38 -0500

On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 12:10:47 GMT, Sea Wasp <seawasp@wizvax.net> wrote:

>Lorenzo L. Love wrote:
>
>>
>> You are obsessed with death aren't you? Is that why people like you are
>> working so hard to kill the environment?
>
> Yes. You have finally seen through us, Lorenzo. Why, I go out at
>night with a firehose and WASH OFF THE TOPSOIL! I sabotage other
>people's composters so they can't replace it, too! Then I sneak into
>Hanford, get myself a load of radioactive waste, and scatter it about
>the landscape like a satanic Johnny Appleseed. Meanwhile, my friends
>and accomplices are removing the filters from coal-fired power plants
>and eliminating the purification cycles from manufacturing processes
>so that we can introduce the maximal pollution to the environment.
>Then, at the end of a satisfying day of world-poisoning, we go home to
>our 5 wives each and make sure they're all barefoot and pregnant!
>
> (Am I missing anything? Destroy topsoil, check; spread nuclear
>terror, check; increase global warming, check; contaminate land, sea,
>and air, check; increase population, check. I still have the feeling
>I'm missing a bet, anyone? Bueller? Bueller?)

You forgot about beating the baby seals to death with golf clubs,
nuking the whales, and distributing creative new recipes for spotted
owl stew and grilled cheetah chops. Not to mention all those clones
you've got growing in pods in the cellar. 

-- 
Bill Snyder   [This space unintentionally left blank.]

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