Re: ID update

Wow, I'm in th wrong racket. I need a TV Preacher Show, so I can bilk
millions of people out of their money. I'd even give guaranteed passes to
Heaven signed by God, himself. Guaranteed healing liquid that cures all
cureable ailments, personally blessed by the holy one (who would only appear
to me on mountain tops when no one else was around).

And last but not least, I would offer for sale pieces of the Granie Rock of
Ages, for a small sum, everyone could own a chunk of the famous Rock of
Ages, blessed by JC himself (again guaranteed).

I might possibly branch out into curing uncurable diseases by the "laying of
hands" upon my victims (woops, I mean worshipers).

Religion, the license to steal, used widely and for profit by many. Check
with the latest update playing in a Circus near you "Intelligent Design"
written by that famous scientist Bubba Chitterlings, Phd, MD, WMD, DDS, DDT,
Certified Dummy.


"Alan" <alan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:memo.20051110093642.1028A@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> In article <memo.20051110092545.1068A@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
> alan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Alan) wrote:
>
>> Hey, I just love this particular preacher :-) ROFLMAO
>>
>> Reverend Billy and the Stop Shopping Gospel Choir
>> http://www.revbilly.com/
>>
>>
> Let The Heralds Sing!
> Is Reverend Billy Coming to your Town?
> THE SHOPOCALYPSE TOUR
> November 27th to December 25th
>
> Reverend Billy and the Stop Shopping Gospel Choir will cross the country
> this
> shopping season, stopping consumers in the parking lots of Wal Marts and
> Macy's
> and Nordstrom's. We will erect our gaily painted Revival Tent at a
> super-mall
> near you! Traveling in two bio-diesel busses, the 30 singers and musicians
> (and
> preacher) will start from Buy Nothing Sunday, November 27th in NYC, and
> head
> west. The revival show rolls to a stop in California a month later, on
> Christmas
> Day.
>
> The church is raising money now for the revival. Activists along a route
> from
> NYC to Chicago and Minneapolis, south to Dallas, and west to Los Angeles,
> are
> invited to contact us through Revbilly.com The Reverend sez: "The
> hurricanes are
> a tipping point. Ordinary Americans are now ready... (more) to acknowledge
> that
> our idea of a "White Christmas" is a shopping-and-advertising cycle which
> is
> addictive and petroleum-based. This year let's make our gifts with our
> hands;
> let's be local-vores; let's cut the Evil big boxes out of the deal.
>
> The precise route of The Shopocalypse Tour is not being made public, to
> avoid
> tipping off the transnational retailers. (Wal Mart will not sell the
> church's CD
> and Starbucks has banned Billy worldwide.) Beyond the singing
> confrontation with
> shoppers laden with bags and boxes, singers and the faithful really get
> their
> rocks off with "Retail Interventions."
>
> Scores of activist groups, in cities and towns, will host the
> "Shopocalypse"
> group - finding beds for the Weary Woul-savers and feeding the church as
> the bus
> pulls off the road for another Revival. The buses will be met on the edge
> of
> town by groups who have staved off Wal Marts for years, boycotted chain
> stores,
> and rallied for Peace. Senior church officials are on the phone now,
> organizing
> parades, fundraisers, and Strange Worships along the stop shopping trail.
> Change-a-lujah!
>
> Now that sounds like a laugh combined with a way to have a holiday in the
> U.S.A
>
> I'm seriously tempted to see if I can go along.
>
>
>
> Lord Cerne Abbas
>
> http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html
>
> http://lordcerneabbastoo.blogspot.com/
>
> http://veloceraptor.blogspot.com/
>
> http://www.fqms.org/member/list/index.asp


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