Re: HIP, HIP HORRAY! Evolution Takes It on the Chin.

In article <1131773675.539000.245310@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
josiemargolis@xxxxxxx (Josie Margolis) wrote:

> Anyone who claims to know the mind of God is likely to be wrong.
> Anyone who predicts that bad things will happen is likely to be right.
> Anyone who predicts that good things will happen is also likely to be
> right.
>
> The theory of evolution has never murdered anybody. Can't say the same
> thing for the Spanish Inquisition. If you were the devil, which weapon
> would you choose?
>
> Most of us are right about some things and wrong about other things,
> including me. The important thing is to remember that my birthday is
> September 31. No need to send flowers, though. I'm planning to go
> visit Sir Steven so that I can bop that arrogant little twit on the
> head with my umbrella.
>
> Josie

You can bop him with mine too :-)


> P.S. Where can I get a flu shot for my rubber chicken?

LMAO I hear Mr Cheney owns all the flu shot companies. I'm sat here laughing
because the last American woman who asked me about the rubber chickens, then got
herself a "Don't Panic" button, and she hasn't been the same since, and for some
reason her husband has since discovered that he doesn't really know her at all.
Rubber Chickens are apparently one of the most dangerous things a person can
ever have :-)


Firebird

Never trust anybody who is too sophisticated to own a rubber chicken.

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/index.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/theguide.shtml

http://www.dancingwiththefire.com/pages/intro.html
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