Re: FORCE OF GRAVITY IS AN ILLUSION
- From: alan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Alan)
- Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 13:54 +0000 (GMT Standard Time)
In article <438716a2$0$26913$afc38c87@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, bjfoster@xxxxxxxxx
(B J Foster) wrote:
> Jean-Paul Turcaud wrote:
>
> > Correct Sir,
> >
>
> Announcement, National State of Alert Levels
>
> The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, the
> level has just been raised from 'miffed' to 'peeved'. Soon though, the
> levels may be raised yet again to 'irritated' or even 'a bit cross'.
> Londoners have not been a 'bit cross' since the blitz in 1940 when tea
> supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from
> 'tiresome' to 'a bloody nuisance'. The last time a 'bloody nuisance'
> warning level was issued was during the great fire in 1666.
>
> Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has
> raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two
> higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise
> was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
> factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
>
ROFLMAO
Alan
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