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In article <iCrDf.15350$_S7.7790@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
atilla.the.hun@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (SBC Yahoo) wrote:

> It Aint Us Humans, it is the cows. They produce methane gas that account
> for 20% of the global warming gasses. This is a farming fact, as every
> farmer will tell you, do not stand behind a cow when it is eating.
>
> http://www.junkscience.com/sep98/segal.htm
>
> And cows are just one producer of greenhouse gas. Next, will tree huggers
> want to put catalytic converters on each cow? I would not want the job of
> fitting a catalytic converter to a cow's ass. Good job for the tree
> huggers, though.
> I think i'll get working on my "cowtalytic methane converter", one size fits
> all.
>
> Next they just might discover other reasons for global warming that do not
> involve man's interaction with mother nature. See, we really dont rape,
> pillage and plunder the planet, it's the cows, they do it.
>
> So the next time you are chewing on a nice juicy prime rib, think of the
> irony, that while you are getting back at the cow for producing greenhouse
> gas, the cow is having it's last 'laugh', by having produced the greenhouse
> gas. Irony or Cowrony?

Shhhhhhhh. Remember that red-meat is bad for you. If the demand for steak
is low, the price drops, and eventually it so cheap that I can eat it for
breakfast, dinner and evening meal. Hey, it was so good when all the plebs were
scared of getting Mad-Cow. I was hoping they would stay in panic mode longer
than they did. Of course, now they are starting to panic about bird-flu, and if
we are not careful the price of steak will start to rise, so I am doing my best
to ridicule bird-flu stories, after all, every year loads of people die of some
kind of flu. Keep the plebs eating chickens, so that we can still get cheap
steak. Or even encourage them in their veggie habits.

Alan

http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/enigma.html

http://veloceraptor.blogspot.com/

http://www.bushflash.com/pl_lo.html
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