Re: FILK : All that Gneiss


"Aidan Karley" <firstname_lastname@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
in message news:VA.0000123e.068411f1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Today alt.fan.pratchett was amused by a Troll love song, which might
amuse a few people here.
From: Daibhid Ceanaideach <spamtrapped-by-aidan@xxxxxxx>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk
Date: 18 Dec 2006 22:51:23 GMT

In the spirit of Ruby's "Vunce Again Experiencing Ze Situation
Ov Being Hit Vith A Rock By Chondrodite, Troll God Of Love" in
MP, and Sapphire's "The Minute You Walked Through The Wall" in
Discworld Noir, I present another troll nightclub song, which
has apparently been fermenting in my mind since my neice's
dance class's Christmas show...

All That Gneiss
TTO All That Jazz

C'mon, troll, we're gonna hit the trough,
And all that gneiss.
I'm gonna polish up and scrape the lichen off,
And all that gneiss.

Shamble down, I know a seismic spot,
Where the sulphur boils and the Ggroohauga's hot,
It's a volcanic cave, where there's a nightly rave,
And all,
That,
Gneiss.

Grab your club, and wear a pair of socks,
And all that gneiss.
I hear Lias Bluestone is gonna hit the rocks,
And all that gneiss.

Hold on, troll, we're gonna dance real hard,
I bought some cement down at Chalky's building yard,
In case you fall apart and need a brand new start
And all,
That,
Gneiss.

--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://sesoc.eusa.ed.ac.uk/
"The need to compile lists is a personality disorder,
as is the need to assert the superiority of some things
over other things."
-Jeremy Hardy


--
Aidan Karley, FGS,
Aberdeen, Scotland
A light wave is more like a crime wave than a water wave.

ROFLOL!

I like it!

george


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