Re: The Origins of Zürich...


"Peter T. Daniels" <grammatim@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Peter wrote:
Most children's first word is mommy or daddy. So your son called you a
cow!

....and his second word was doo-doo. You can now go ahead and claim my son
called me "cow-sh*t."

....and his third word was goo. "Go."

Goo moo doo-doo. Translation, "Go away you piece of cow-sh*t."

The baby hated me! He was so angry at me because I wouldn't allow him to
just loll around, not seeing, not speaking, not understanding, and not
moving around. You should have seen how furious he was at me when I
performed the various therapies on him. However, I discovered that when he
was angry, he tightened his muscles to make an effort to move. He walked
his first steps at 22 months of age, despite the physio-therapist telling me
right from the start that he would never be able to walk...that he'll have
to be in a wheel-chair...his muscle tone is too poor. It would taken a
miracle to make this lame boy walk. Well...Heidi performs miracles. She
made the lame to walk, run and jump; the blind to see, and the "idiot" to
think and gain an understanding. ;-)

Heidi


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