ara [cupla] focal leat


aaa, i have to go and take a dump now.

wait! i can't. i have no paper.

ok, i will just sit here and wait for you to produce this awesome sexy
phrasebook of yours, and use one of the pages, ok?

unless it's hardcover.

mine's soft cover. but at 6 pounds, that's some expensive stuff u got
there!

i go more for comfort in my old age, so it's 2-ply or its turkish
style with a bidet.

nothing like a grammatical paper cut to the a-hole is there?

no more camping for my leithidi. nope. it's all luxury, all the time.

yup. nothing like google groups to replace a LIVING LANGUAGE
COMMUNITY.

as one [there's only one speaker] might, or might not, say in the neo-
gaelic hip-hop one-person vernacular of salthill/bothar na tra:

focal!
.