the night before Noah set sail

Noah was xlassings his articles as they were 2
going into HIS Ark 2x2 (no 4x4 in those days)
and he say to his missus "that oones a fine ram!
and that a fine nan we take them!" and shes there
kinitting des peddles fer the ark in case they av no
vind see and she lookses upe at HIM a sez "NO!
NO! she a fine Dam but she lookes at dem guyz
...themn there? see dem ? ...I finki she Lurves one!"
so Noah he stand back an he sez? "Missus...U
saying to me dat them ram they standing waitinf
fir de dam she cum and say ! " LOL woman ! U
MAD!! (Noah hes laffing ! )

"Husband!" missus Noah says "this may be HIStory
but U recall when you eyes they firt met mine!
and Noah he stand back and he remembers
.

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