Re: Hume; No "Ought" (is) Deducable from "Is"
From: Immortalist (Reanimater_2000_at_yahoo.com)
Date: 07/18/04
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Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2004 18:03:28 -0700
"Albert" <alwagner@tcac.net> wrote in message
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> "Immortalist" <Reanimater_2000@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > why dont you post the 4 billion pages that google has and get
> > > it over with in one go?
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> > Why don't you smell the dingle berries and crud on my ass, I
> > just farted. Nice to meet ya!
>
> You are confused about which end is talking. Wipe your mouth.
>
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?
His ass.
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was
a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he
ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as
well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in
third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The
preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and
this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the
donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the
donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper
headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He
informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to
a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for
the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains,
and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
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