PRESIDENTIAL TIMBER! Not Bush, Kerry!

From: Ed Conrad (edconrad_at_verizon.net)
Date: 10/23/04 

Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 15:55:21 GMT

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WALLA WALLA, WASH (Reuters) -- Curtis R. Greenwald,
founder, president and chief executive officer of Bots-R-Us,
will be Address the Nation at 10 p.m. Monday and, in all
probability, will interrupt both the Red Sox-Cardinals World
Series and Monday Night Football.

Greenwald will deliver a speech to his fellow Americans
from his oblong office at Bots-R-Us headquarters here.

Speculation is that Mr. Greenwald will use his experience
as founder, president and chief executive officer of Bots-R-Us,
to enter the Presidential race as an independent write-in
candidate just 12 days before the election.

"I just think Bush and Kerry are all talk and no action," he once
told Larry King of CNN in a taped interview. "Me, I'm ALL action
and no talk."

King speculates that there are one or two other possibilites for Mr.
Greenwald's hastly called Address to the Nation.
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One is that his company has devised a plan to let Bots run the
country.

However, there was no comment from his Press Aide, David Ivan Greig
(not the David Ian Greig, moderator of talk.origins who is
blackballing Ed Conrad's posting to that newsgroup concerning
his discovery of petrified bones, teeth and soft organs -- some human
-- between anthracite veins in Pennsylvania)

If Mr. Greenwald surprises and delights the nation by running for
president as an independent write-in candidate, it would not be
the first attempt at public office by the founder, president and chief
executive officer of Bots-R-Us.

Mr. Greenwald had been a runner-up write-in candidate in the
California gubernatorial recall election, finishing a country mile
behind Gen. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"All the ladies voted for General Schwarzenegger and I can't put my
finger on it," said Mr. Greenwald.

Other insiders say Mr. Greenwald, whose company manufactures
bots to provide stimulating discussion on the news groups, may
announce that testing has been completed on a set of bots which
could be installed in the Capitol as senators and representatives,
leading this nation the way our founding fathers wanted it to be led.

When asked by Chet Huntley for a hint of his major
announcment Monday, Mr. Greenwald -- modest that he is
-- would only say: "It'll knock your socks off. And it may tickle a
lot of other people's toes."
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Greenwald has stated in the past, usually after four or
five Scotch-and-waters, that he would be a perfect fit
for the Oval Office because of his vast experience in Washington
as founder, president and chief executive office of Bots-R-Us
having lived in Walla Walla his entire life.

"I've watched 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' a dozen times."
said Mr. Greenwald. "If he could do it, with my experience,
I certainly could do an effective job. After all, I have Washington
in my blood."
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Now a commerical message:

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> PETRFIED BONES, TEETH and SOFT ORGANS
> (SOME HUMAN) FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE:
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THE FIRST DISCOVERY IN JUNE 1981
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PREMOLAR TOOTH FOUND INSIDE JAW-LIKE AREA
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PETRIFIED HUMAN CALVARIUM (PART OF SKULL)
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR EMBEDDED IN SHALE
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PORTION OF A PETRIFIED TIBIA
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PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER, CONTAINING GALLSTONE
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PETRIFIED HUMAN MANDIBLE (FRONTAL)
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PORTION OF PETRIFIED DINOSAUR FOOT IN SLATE
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PORTION OF GIANT PETRIFIED SCORPION
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PETRIFIED BONES IN GIANT SLAB OF SLATE
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Ed Conrad
> http:www.edconrad.com
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WORLD MYSTERY EXHIBITION in Interlaken, Switzerland, from
Nov. 4 to March 5. (Come one, come all!)
> http://www.worldmysteryforum.ch
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Charles R. Greenwald, founder, president and chief
executive officer of Bots-R-Us, is counting for endorsements
from the following newspapers:
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Rank Newspaper Circulation
>1. USA Today (Arlington, Va.) 2,136,068
>2 . Wall Street Journal 1,800,607
>3. Times (New York, N.Y.) 1,113,000
>4 Times (Los Angeles) 925,135
>5. Post (Washington, DC) 746,724
>6. Daily News (New York, N.Y.) 715,070
>7. Tribune (Chicago) 679,327
>8. Post (New York, N.Y.) 590,061
>9. Newsday (Long Island, N.Y.) 578,809
>10. Chronicle (Houston) 552,052
>11. Chronicle (San Francisco) 512,129
>12. Morning News (Dallas) 505,724
>13. Sun-Times (Chicago) 479,584
>14. Globe (Boston) 467,745
>15. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 448,782
>16. Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.) 408,557
>17. Inquirer (Philadelphia) 373,892
>18. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta) 371,161
>19. Free Press (Detroit) 368,839
>20. Plain Dealer (Cleveland) 363,750
>21. Oregonian (Portland) 342,789
>22. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 342,780
>23. Union-Tribune (San Diego) 342,447
>24. Times (St. Petersburg, Fla.) 333,557
>25. Herald (Miami) 315,340
>26. Post (Denver) 305,060
>27. Rocky Mountain News Denver 304,949
>28. Register (Orange County, Ca.) 300,888
>29. Sun (Baltimore) 300,410
>30. Post-Dispatch (St. Louis) 287,424
>31. Bee (Sacramento, Calif.) 283,194
>32. Mercury News San Jose, Ca. 272,682
>33. Star (Kansas City, Mo.) 269,188
>34. Investor's Business Daily (LA 264,699
>35. Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.) 256,520
>36. Times-Picayune (New Orleans) 255,994
>37. Star (Indianapolis) 254,624
>38. Dispatch (Columbus, Ohio) 251,557
>39. Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, Pa.) 243,091
>40. Herald (Boston) 242,957
>41. News (Detroit) 242,391
>42. Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee) 242,234
>43. Sun-Sentinel Fort Lauderdale 238,589
>44. Observer (Charlotte, N.C.) 235,759
>45. Times (Seattle) 224,140
>46. News (Buffalo, N.Y.) 223,957
>47. Express-News San Antonio 220,998
>48. Star-Telegram Fort Worth 218,975
> 49. Courier-Journal Louisville, Ky. 217,396
> 50. Tribune (Tampa, Fla.) 214,178
> 51. Daily Oklahoman Oklahoma City 199,581
>52. Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk, Va.) 195,866
>53. Pioneer Press (St. Paul, Minn. 194,870
>54. Courant (Hartford, Conn.) 190,312
>55. World-Herald (Omaha, Neb. 190,218
>56. Enquirer (Cincinnati) 189,084
>57. Times-Dispatch (Richmond, Va.) 187,409
>58. Democrat-Gazette (Little Rock. 185,709
>59. Tennessean (Nashville) 184,106
>60. American-Statesman (Austin) 183,288
>61. Contra Costa Times Walnut Creek, Calif. 182,196
>62. Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.) 178,994
>63. Record (Bergen County, N.J.) 178,962
>64. Daily News (Los Angeles) 178,217
>65. Democrat and Chronicle Rochester, NY 172,124
>66. Asbury Park Press (Neptune, N.J.) 168,718
>67. Times-Union (Jacksonville, Fla.) 168,558
>68. Post (W. Palm Beach, Fla.) 167,531
>69. Journal (Providence, R.I.) 166,836
>70. Review-Journal (Las Vegas) 164,848
>71. News & Observer (Raleigh, N.C.) 163,460
>72. Bee (Fresno, Calif.) 158,286
>73. Post-Intelligencer (Seattle) 157,558
>74. Commercial Appeal (Memphis) 156,513
>75. Register (Des Moines, Iowa) 152,633
>76. Daily News (Philadelphia) 150,154
>77. Daily Herald (Chicago) 149,882
>78. News (Birmingham, Ala.) 145,571
>79. Advertiser (Honolulu) 143,696
>80. Blade (Toledo, Ohio) 140,628
> 81. Press (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 140,135
> 82. World (Tulsa, Okla.) 139,383
>83. Journal News (Westchester Co., N.Y.) 139,170
>84. Tribune (Salt Lake City) 134,777
>85. Beacon Journal (Akron, Ohio) 134,774
>86. Daily News (Dayton, Ohio) 128,739
>88. La Opinion (Los Angeles, Calif.) 126,189
>89. Post-Standard (Syracuse, N.Y.) 123,836
>90. Tribune-Review (Greensburg, Pa.) 119,338
>91. News Journal (Wilmington, Del.) 119,163
>92. Morning Call (Allentown, Pa.) 118,859
>93. State (Columbia, S.C.) 115,959
>94. News-Sentinel (Knoxville, Tenn.) 112,017
>95. Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.) 108,892
>96. Journal (Albuquerque) 108,344
>97. Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Fla.) 106,594
>98. Telegram & Gazette Worcester, Ma 102,978
>99. Spokesman-Review(Spokane, Wash. 102,805
>100 Patriot-News (Harrisburg, Pa.) 101,598
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Immanuel Velikovsky, 60 Minutes, Meet the Press, Comedy
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British Broadcasting Corp., The History Channel, Pravda,
Roseanna Roseannadanna, Dan Rather, President Bush,
Huntley and Brinkley, John Kerry, Teddy Roosevelt, Fearless
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Oh, yes... talk.origins sci.anthropology.paleo and dc.smithsonian
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