Re: Beyond Unobtanium

From: Marc 182 (marc182spamless_at_globalcrossing.net)
Date: 11/02/04 

Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 02:56:04 -0700

In article <cm45au0di0@enews2.newsguy.com>, jbuch@CUTHERErevealed.net
says...
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> There are lots more famous metals available
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> condominium - used in construction of high density residential housing
> aquarium - element used in plastic tubing
> sanitarium - white metal used in toilet seats
> equilibrium - heavy metal used in lamp bases
> delirium - chief element in guitar strings
> encomium - gaudy metal used in plaques and awards
> honorarium - precious metal used in plaques and awards
> podium - alloyed with auditorium and exordium to produce tedium
> allium - a metal used in everything
> emporium - a metal used in counterfeit coins
> gymnasium - a metal used to make springs
> medium - a metal used in crystal balls
> millennium - a metal used in commemorative plates
> moritorium - a metal used in coffins
> odium - a metal used in heroin needles
> pandemonium - a metal used in kids' bed springs
> planetarium - a light gas found around medium sized stars
> premium - first element discovered
> stadium - metal that attracts money

Did you steal/recycle that? Either way, I found it very funny!

Marc