Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs

From: Tony Lance (joehorace_at_big-bertha-thing.com)
Date: 09/24/04


Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2004 00:46:09 +0100

Big Bertha Thing invite
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/invite.html
Access page to 55K Zip File
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

301 files from the third battle of cyberspace. (part two)

60 Newsgroup postings were deleted, after 15 hours.
There were claims of major hacker attack,
which turned to abashed embarassment.
 
It turned out that the NSP owner,
had sent out a world-wide posting.
It invited all users, who had forgotten their passwords,
to just leave it blank. Then a new confirmation password
would be sent. Cinderela was invited to the ball.

Thank you,
Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing format

Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap?
Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess,
hanging from the kitchen ceiling.
The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue,
that retracts after each catch.

Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup,
show the subject line of each thread header,
with the total number of postings and the net
number of postings after extracts.
Put the total number of extracts, in the first line,
at the top of the list of postings.
Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it
and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each.
The first line shows the number of thread headers
and the second the number of replies.
Further clicks go down to posting level.

Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings
on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.

Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/news.html
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/want04.html
Thank you,
Tony Lance
joehorace@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing NASA II

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&safe=off&group=comp.std.c&th=683a5cac33f8ee2f,69

Hi James,
Further to your above link, you have missed one or two sub-plots:-
 1. Case documentation has been published on my web site.
 2. My nbci web site has been closed.
 3. You did not do this.
 4. The opposition did it. (3rd Battle of Cyberspace)
 5. You do not believe the opposition exists.
 6. All Big Bertha Thing postings on that Saturday had the same prefix.
 7. NASA would tell you to shut up.
 8. Thank you for calling me Tony.
 9. There is no problem my end.
10. A rocket scientist counts double.
11. John Prescott, Minister of the Crown counts double.
12. Ken Livingstone, Mayor of Greater London counts double.
13. Both have appointed directors to LPFA. (see mayor)
    http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/mayor.html
14. Pensions Ombudsman's judgements cannot be enforced on these directors.
15. Magna Carta does not apply; they are above the law.
16. It is feudal personal political patronage; all opticians to a man.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
joehorace@big-bertha-thing.com



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