Re: AFA-B NOMINATION: Re: The mathematics of Christmas

From: Chadwick Stone© (m0rphed_at_m0rphed.m0rphed)
Date: 12/25/04


Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 12:51:13 GMT

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"Meat Plow" <meat@insurgent.orq> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.12.25.11.59.39.515738@insurgent.orq...
> On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:00:50 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
>
> > artist formally known as |-|erc <h@r.c> wrote:
> >
> >> "Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> >> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 17:24:44 -1000, Ebeneezer Spooge
> >> > > <spooge.who@stole.christmas> got double secret probation because:
> >> > >
> >> > > >Santa Claus violates many laws of physics and is mathematically
> >> > > >impossible. HTH.
> >> > >
> >> > > The only way Santa can know if you have been bad or good is with
> >> > > Remote Neural Monitoring.
> >> >
> >> > I've heard that RNM causes DNA damage. Is this true?
> >>
> >> 20 years under a microwave laser only 500km from me, 450km of that is
> >> vacuum.
> >>
> >> They just listen to the audio in your head (spoken like thought)
because
> >> it keeps
> >> sending a faint pulse to your voice box constantly. (see NASA mind
> >> reading with microphones)
> >>
> >> Everyone in Townsville loves it! The end of all punishless crime, if
> >> you can remember you did it - its with you and can be extracted any
> >> time, perfect lie detectors are "hear", its a radar operated super
> >> sensitive microphone, the government
> >> plays WONDER YEARS (an early truman show) with the public at will,
> >> what's he thinking, implant this thought as if its his own, put it on
> >> the Supermarket PA and the shop TV's so everyone can hear his thinking,
> >> that should stop it.
> >>
> >> I'm amazed its not in court rooms already, no false convictions! even
> >> going on the
> >> run is near impossible, no missed convictions!! 9 11 could have been
> >> averted by
> >> using the tech at airplane security terminals.... "ARE YOU PLANNING ON
> >> HARMING ANYONE ON THE FLIGHT?" walk through a room where your thoughts
> >> echo aloud a few seconds and its safe flying.
> >>
> >> I don't know why its only public in one town, CIA toying with me
because
> >> I'm Adam
> >> instead of ending all courtroom drama, they must love their shows.
Every
> >> spy in other countries is in danger, the nox list is out, its open for
> >> anyone with
> >> a 90GHZ lidar and audio sampling tech to LISTEN TO YOUR MIND.
> >>
> >> OH YEAH, NSA buildings are Faraday shield protected, completely
enclosed
> >> in wire mesh so no radio waves can go in or out, or 90GHZ pulsed laser
> >> radar surveillance
> >> satelite arrays (popular science may 2003).
> >>
> >> Herc
> >> http://www.supernerd.com.au/~gray77/enemy-of-the-state.gif
> >>
> >>
> > I think this another one long overdue. I'll nominate Herc for the AFA-B
> > Angstrom Award and Medal for Advances in Hyperdelusional Physics (in
honor
> > of Richard CEEEE Hoagland). Is there a second?
>
> I can't second it. Nobody is that fucked up in real life, it's got to be a
> troll. Right?

This guy is... and he believes the *** he spews. Remember his "I'm the
Truman" spamfest where he said he could guess the real names of people using
posting aliases (failed in every attempt btw) He rears his head every
several months with a new schtick, is soundly spanked, and runs off to nurse
his wounds.

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