Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2005

From: Barbara's Cat (cat_at_127.0.0.1)
Date: 02/01/05 

Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 09:35:03 -0500

In article <slrncvuse2.1dq.gadfly@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
Peter J Ross <gadfly@NOSPAMmeow.org> said:

> [crossposted to some relevant groups]
>
> On Tuesday 01 February, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > Here follows the one true ballot for the January 2005 Usenet Kook
> > awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> > burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> > Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> > * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> > * you attempt to vote twice
> > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> > * you vote for or against yourself
> > * you vote in a thread other than this one
> > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> > * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
> > ballot
> > * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> > Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> > 12:00 noon GMT on February 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
> > time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> > BOBO AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Damon DeCrescenzo & David Burstyn

abstain

> > KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> > Curtis & Hoppy
> > James Harris
> > Will Dockery
> > none of the above

Will Dockery

> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> > Chuck Lysaght
> > Henrietta K Thomas
> > Stephen P Vanier
> > none of the above

Henrietta K Thomas

> > COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> > Chuck Lysaght
> > David Tholen
> > none of the above

Chuck Lysaght

> > GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
>
> > Alex Cain & Will Dockery
> > TaDa Pope, alias Nonsequiturlexa
> > none of the above

Alex Cain & Will Dockery

> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Chuck Lysaght

Yes

> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Chuck Lysaght

Yes

> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Chuck Lysaght

Yes

> > GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Uni

abstain

> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Nicky Scalia, alias OMNIMAN

abstain

> > TAR & FEATHERS (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Lynne Lyons, alias Hoofprints

abstain

> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>
> > Will Dockery

Yes

> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>
> > Pamela K Russell
> > Soc.Men
> > Uni

Pamela K Russell

> > MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
>
> > Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters
> > Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J
> > Soc.Men

Chuck Lysaght & Russell B Waters

> PJR :-) 

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