Chopin

From: Zapanaz (http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl)
Date: 03/05/05 

Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 00:43:30 -0800

Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the *** do YOU got?

I thought so.

I've got the NOZZLE OF FIGARO! I've got BEETHOVEN'S NINTH SYMPHONY!

I've got TURKISH TOBACCO and GRASS FROM GOVERNMENT LABS! I've got
SILK SHIRTS FROM CHINA and MAGIC SPELLS FROM ancient lands you have
never even heard of and I know how to MAKE THEM WORK!

I've done things you have only READ about in trashy magazines and you
didn't even BELIEVE really HAPPEN! I've violated morés you have never
even HEARD of! I've done things I can't even TALK about because the
STATUTES OF LIMITATIONS haven't run out! And what the *** have YOU
got?

You've got JERRY SEINFELD! You've got FRIENDS! You've got ***!

YOU WILL DIE and never live out one single one of your fantasies. You
will FADE, quietly and OH EVER SO POLITELY, from the SURFACE OF THE
PLANET, and be forgotten, forgotten EASILY, because you have never
DONE motherfucking ANYTHING.

I've slept with models, women you will only ever FANTASIZE about.
I've been a VOODOO HIGH PRIEST. I've led ORGIES in religions you
haven't even HEARD OF. I've WRITTEN SYMPHONIES. I TALK TO THE SUN
and VISIT THE STARS. I've made YOUNG GIRLS SWOON and old fools THROW
IN THEIR BADGES, WEEPING. I walk in alien worlds.

I am a SU8GENIUS MINISTER! I have KNOWLEDGE OF "BOB" and I ride
FLYING SAUCERS! I've done things you damned fools can't even DREAM
of!

You're all a bunch of PATHETIC FUCKING IDIOTS. You have SOLD YOUR
SOULS, and FOR WHAT? For HELEN OF TROY, like Doctor Faustus? HELL
NO. You sold it for a MICROWAVE DINNER and CABLE TV and an SUV. You
let them take not just your WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE ... oh, you sold
that a long time ago, you didn't even get a PRICE for that ... you let
them take your CAPACITY TO DREAM. Let ALONE your ability to ACT THOSE
DREAMS OUT.

You pathetic useless faceless nonexistant motherfuckers you VOTED FOR
NIXON, AND YOU KILLED JESUS.

I'M BETTER THAN YOU, because my MISTAKES are better than your
SUCCESSES.

YOU AREN'T ALIVE, SO WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING JUST DIE?

Hope I'm not being a downer here or anything.

Go HIDE.

Go watch TV. 

-- 
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/ 
Pigs may be largely ignorant of the mechanics of flight, but if you push one off a 
tall building it will make every effort to learn.
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