Re: JSH: Objectivity, linking hyperbolas
- From: Lash Rambo <lrambo@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 07:45:36 GMT
DenisKupchyk <wane1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:1639787.1114044841536.JavaMail.jakarta@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
> What is 2+2?
The Semi-Surrogate Summation Theorem (which is true, because it's a
theorem, and theorems are true) can easily answer this.
Let Ax_1 and aX_II be the two terms to add. They add together to make a
third number, which I will call a "sum," which is QzSbF. So,
Ax_1 + aX_II = QzSbF.
Next, square both sides.
(Ax_1 + aX_II)^2 = QzSbF^2.
Expand the left handed side.
Ax_1^2 + 2*Ax_1*aX_II + aX_II^2 = QzSbF^2.
Now, move the second term to the right handed side.
Ax_1^2 + 2*Ax_1*aX_II = QzSbF^2 - aX_II^2.
Now, make a perfect square on the right-handed side.
Ax_1^2 + 2*Ax_1*aX_II + (aX_II / 2)^2 - (aX_II / 2)^2 = QzSbF^2 - aX_II^
2,
(Ax_1 + aX_II)^2 - (aX_II / 2)^2 = QzSbF^2 - aX_II^2,
Now, isolate the square of summation on the left-handy side.
(Ax_1 + aX_II)^2 = QzSbF^2 - aX_II^2 + (aX_II / 2)^2.
Now create a Rational Factorization on the right hander side.
(Ax_1 + aX_II)^2 = (4 * QzSbF^2 - 3 * aX_II^2) / 4
Now, square root both sides.
Ax_1 + aX_II = +/- SQRT(4 * QzSbF^2 - 3 * aX_II^2) / 2
So, to find the sum, simply compute the square root of the difference of
sqaures
+/- SQRT(4 * QzSbF^2 - 3 * aX_II^2) / 2,
which any kindergartener (who doesn't post to sci.math) could do.
As if that wasn't enough, the above equation can be GRAPHED, and the
graphs can be made to CONNECT (via the Surrogate Graph Connecting
Theorem)!
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Math Society will claim all manner of lies about this theorem, like that
it's harder than summationing an addendus and an augendus (look THAT up,
"mathematicians"), or, "But I have to know the sum to compute the sum!"
You know what? The math does not care!
That's what's so beautiful about the Semi-Surrogate Summation Theorem.
"Complexity" and "usefulness" are social constructs trotted out by
pseudo-mathematician quasi-intellectual HUMANS unable to grasp the rigour
of pure MATHS proofs smashing them in the face like The Hammer that will
smash the world! Quite simply, in the words of Jakeson Nicklesworth,
"They can't handle the truth!" It doesn't matter. The truth shall be
their undoing. The Hammer shall be their undoing.
.
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