Re: Beer constant

In sci.math, Grothendieck-Hirzebruch
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wrote
on 14 May 2005 16:06:11 -0700
<1116111971.564168.242150@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
> Thm.: The amount of beer in the universe is constant, i.e. you can
> neither create nor destroy beer.
>
> Pf.: For a contradiction, suppose first that it is possible to create
> beer.
> Then the statement "More beer, more people" is true; obviously "More
> people, less beer" holds, and by transitivity we're done.
> Analogously we argue "Less beer => more beer". \qed
>
> Open question: where did the beer go I had five minutes ago?

Damn, that's a pisser.

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