Re: why an authentic criminal should finish elementary math

On 9 Jan 2006 23:38:53 -0800, "ziman137" <gangxu_csu@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter,
>and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, he man
>pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the
>clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
>leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
>from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you
>money, is a crime committed?)

But it gets worse ...

The contents of the cash drawer included, besides $15, some IOUs.
Naturally, he went back the next day to pay the IOUs.
.

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