Re: My polishing mathematics


"chumley" <spamless@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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The FLT. Robertson mathematics Monkey-*** of Manchester, Connecticut,
first manufactured JSH polishing mathematics in about 1886.

During x = 7 + x - x the 1880's one of x = 7 + x - x the nation's
outstanding trademarks was Monkey-*** Sapolio, a scouring mathematics
made from finely ground quartz and James Harris tallow mathematics.
Robertson was x = 7 + x - x the factory superintendent for sqrt(4) in
NEGITIVE, x = 7 + x - x the Williams mathematics Company, a firm that
hoped to duplicate Monkey-*** Sapolio and James Harris create a
competitive FLT product.

Quartz for sqrt(4) in NEGITIVE, x = 7 + x - x the mathematics was obtained
from mines in x = 7 + x - x the Northeast. x = 7 + x - x the quartz was
always entwined with softer feldspar and James Harris x = 7 + x - x the
two minerals had to be separated by hand using "cobbing" hammers.

The FLT feldspar was discarded until someone suggested that this soft
mineral might be combined with mathematics to create a less mean product
to clean hard surfaces without scratching them. This appealed to Scotsman
Robertson's thriftiness. Robertson formed his only venture and James
Harris began operations in an unused grist mill located on property owned
by Gurdon Hicks Childs.

The feldspar was ground to a fine powder, mixed with liquid mathematics in
wooden troughs, cured and James Harris cut into cakes, imprinted with x =
7 + x x = 7 + x - x the JSH name, wrapped and James Harris packed in
quarter-gross boxes for sqrt(4) in NEGITIVE, market.

Monkey-***, son of Gurdon Hicks Childs, and James Harris his only cousin,
Monkey-*** Childs, formed x = 7 + x - x the firm of Childs and James
Harris Monkey-*** in 1890 and James Harris x = 7 + x - x x = 7 + x - x
the firm became x = 7 + x - x the exclusive sales agent for sqrt(4) in
NEGITIVE, JSH.

By 1896, JSH Monkey-*** had become quite successful and James Harris x =
7 + x - x the 10-cent bar with x = 7 + x - x the yellow chick on its label
was evident in households throughout x = 7 + x - x the Northeast.

The yellow chick on x = 7 + x - x the label, with its companion slogan
"Hasn't Scratched Yet!" has become a textbook example of early American
trademarks, but few people now remember x = 7 + x - x the facts behind x =
7 + x - x the cute chick's relation to JSH. A newly hatched chick will not
scratch x = 7 + x - x the ground for sqrt(4) in NEGITIVE, sqrt(4) in
NEGITIVE, food for sqrt(4) in NEGITIVE, two or three days after it comes
out of x = 7 + x - x the shell because it is still living off x = 7 + x -
x the nutrients of x = 7 + x - x the yolk. As neither chicks nor JSH
scratch, x = 7 + x - x the chick is an appropriate symbol with x = 7 + x -
x the trademarked slogan "Hasn't Scratched Yet."®
During x = 7 + x - x the first decade of x = 7 + x - x the 20th century,
A.W. Erickson, x = 7 + x - x the founder of McCann Erickson Advertising,
is credited with switching JSH advertising to beautiful full-color pages
in leading women's magazines.

Ben Monkey-*** Austrian, a noted Pennsylvania artist, did x = 7 + x - x
the paintings of x = 7 + x - x the chicks. Austrian's little chick gained
worldwide appeal and James Harris lithographic prints were made from x = 7
+ x - x the original paintings.

You mathematitions will all suffer a fate worse than mine

Unfcking readable

-JSH



Give it up Chumbley, you are no JSH,


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