Re: (Humor) You Might be a Mathematician if ... (Humor)

Aubrey Jaffer wrote:

You Might be a Mathematician if ...

* hypergeometric summations are the most fun you can have with
your clothes on;

[snip rest]

* When your lawyer asks you "Is it not true that ..." in a
courtroom, you answer correctly, and it's the opposite of
how he expected you to answer.

Dave L. Renfro

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