math joke: infinity divided by two



While searching through you tube.com I stumbled upon George's
colonoscopy video. I clicked on the movie and was watching the travels
of the doctor's camera up the colon, seeing polyps and the inside of
the poop chute. When we rounded a corner there was Richard Nixon,
sitting at a desk writing furiously.

I asked him what he was doing and he replied:

"When I died, the devil condemned me to living in George's colon. The
devil said I have to stay here and write down the name of every person
that I did evil to. After I've finished that task, I would be lifted
up and get to spend the rest of eternity in Paradise... I objected that
it would take forever to finish that task but the devil said if I
worked real fast I could get the job done in half that time..."

Gee, What a strange dream I had...

This would be a good subject for an animator to create a video and
post it on you tube... math lesson: infinity divided by two equals
infinity... explained as a JOKE...
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