Re: math joke: infinity divided by two
- From: Proginoskes <CCHeckman@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:06:36 -0000
On Aug 13, 1:02 am, William Elliot <ma...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Sun, 12 Aug 2007, gregvan wrote:
oo/2 = split infinitive
A man, late for an important meeting, uses his time car to arrive on time.
While he is there, he notices he had forgetten an important contract. So
he calls home to the time just before he's leaving for the meeting. He
picks up the phone then and is told, "I've forgotten to bring the Time
Contract, put it in the brief case now, before you leave."
Riddle of the day. Why did he call home?
To create a paradox and destroy the universe. You see, he was feeling
down that day.
You owe the Internet Oracle a date with Miss Bright. And a way to keep
Lisa from finding out about it.
.
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