Re: JSH: Where are you ?



On Nov 14, 7:06 pm, Proginoskes <CCHeck...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Nov 14, 6:45 pm, junoexpress <mathimagi...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:



On Nov 13, 9:26 pm, "biggus" <dd...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Please come back.

Sci.Math needs your proof of SF, and short FLT.

We have a publisher lined up for you now.

If you post it here, we will review it and provide comments, then publish.

-Jim Calloway, MIT Math Department

Does make you wonder... I think JSH, as of now, has taken everything
off of his Extreme Mathematics site and his other blog is only
accessible if you sign up to join his group (right now, I believe
there is one member, so you better hurry).
Well, what could he be up to? You know, it's difficult for mere
mortals to even have an inkling of what goes on in the mind of a super-
genius like JSH, but if I had to guess what he is doing...

Top Ten Things JSH is doing:

10) Watching "Transformers"
9) Polishing his hammer
8) Found that f***wits on sci.math were of no help to him, and is now
collaborating with Dr. Evil to hatch a plan for world domination.
7) Has adopted AP's standard that a 6 year old should be able to
understand his work, and is now in the process of writing his
collected works with even simpler arguments in *crayon*.
6) Calling 5,000 attorneys trying to get one to take his case to sue
all of the universities in America for collusion, fraud, and a whole
bunch of other impressive legal sounding terms.
5) Calling Alan Dershowitz to at least help him sue at least Harvard.
4) Spending some quality time "sitting with God"
3) Standing in line at the pharmacy gets his scripts filled
2) Re-inventing logic

and the number one thing JSH is doing right now...
Any suggestions????

1) Factoring himself.

I was going to put "surrogate-factoring himself", but I felt it buried
the joke. If you want a real laugh, how about the alternative ...

1) Taking a math class ... at a high school.

--- Christopher Heckman
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