Re: How to Become a Christian, Version 1.01

From: Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD (andrew_at_heartmdphd.com)
Date: 09/14/04 

Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 05:42:50 -0400

Henny Oldman wrote:
>
> On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 03:51:13 GMT, "Rich.Andrews" <spmaway@ylhoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> ^Henny Oldman <henny@oldman.net> wrote in
> ^news:rcnbk05sifudndo7r90s1u71isrp77238d@4ax.com:
> ^
> ^> On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:23:23 +0100, "Beav"
> ^> <beavis.original@ntloxoworld.com> wrote:
> ^>
> ^> ^
> ^> ^"Rich.Andrews" <spmaway@ylhoo.com> wrote in message
> ^> ^news:Xns9554E71175461mc2500183316chgoill@10.232.1.1...
> ^> ^> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntloxoworld.com> wrote in
> ^> news:10ikmmed42ef395 ^> @news.supernews.com:
> ^> ^>
> ^> ^> >
> ^> ^> > "Bob (this one)" <Bob@nospam.com> wrote in message
> ^> ^> > news:10ikg0vr9de08@corp.supernews.com...
> ^> ^> >> Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> ^> ^> >>
> ^> ^> >> > "Jeff" <kidsdoc2000@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> ^> ^> > news:<cgcl1f$ohh@library2.airnews.net>...
> ^> ^> >> >
> ^> ^> >> >>What does this have to do with science, medicine or cardiology?
> ^> ^> >> >>
> ^> ^> >> >>Jeff
> ^> ^> >> >
> ^> ^> >> > Jesus Christ is the greatest physician the world has ever known:
> ^> ^> >>
> ^> ^> >> <LOL> One of my employees told me that Mohammed was the greatest
> ^> ^> >> scientist who ever lived.
> ^> ^> >>
> ^> ^> >> What with the Olympics in full swing, I expect Dr. OCD Chung to
> ^> say ^> >> that Jesus was the best tennis player. The best archer. The
> ^> best pole ^> >> vaulter...
> ^> ^> >
> ^> ^> > He was a fucking good nail catcher by all accounts.
> ^> ^> >
> ^> ^> >
> ^> ^> >
> ^> ^> >
> ^> ^>
> ^> ^> I can see the billboards advertising the following:
> ^> ^>
> ^> ^> Roman Nails
> ^> ^> never let you down.
> ^> ^
> ^> ^
> ^> ^Hehehehehe. My kind of man:-))
> ^> ^
> ^> ^Beav
> ^> ^
> ^> Hey, if you liked that one, here goes another:
> ^>
> ^> Jesus decides to return as promised, in our time. He is going about,
> ^> dressed in a modern day suit, preaching and healing, and decides to
> ^> check into a Howard Johnson's motel. Jesus walks through the door and
> ^> approaches the desk. The clerk says, "how may I help you, sir?" Jesus
> ^> reaches into his pocket, takes out three nails, shows them to the
> ^> clerk, and replies, "can you put me up for the night?"
> ^>
> ^>
> ^
> ^That was pretty good.
>
> Well, then, how about this one:
>
> Jesus was up on the cross of Calvary. Suddenly, he cried out, "Peter!"
> Peter, running from some distance away, responded, "I'm coming, Lord!"
> Jesus yelled again, "Peter!" "Yes, Master! I'm coming as fast as I
> can!" Jesus yelled yet again, "Peter!" Finally, Peter, having reached
> the foot of the cross, looked up and siad breathlessly, "I'm here,
> Master! Why did you call for me?" Jesus looked down and said "Peter! I
> can see your house from here!"
>

Christ continues to teach through John 3:

16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that
whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For
God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to
save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned,
but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not
believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict:
Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light
because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light,
and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be
exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that
it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."

May God add His blessings to the writing of His Word here on Usenet, in
Christ's holy name.

Amen.

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Servant to the humblest person in the universe,

Andrew 

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
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