Re: Balanced diet according to Chung WAS:Re: Who should we trust?

John wrote:
"Bob (this one)" <Bob@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: 

John wrote:

"Bob (this one)" <Bob@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

John wrote:

I keep trying to show you guys that I am not Dr. Chung. Do you
believe me yet?

Yes. You're even dimmer than he is. What's that hand sticking out of your back...?

Anyway, I we responding to the previous poster's
apparent desire to change it to 2lbD or something, hard to tell, she's
possibly having a maroon day. I was merely giving you how I always
decoded 2PD, not the full history of how others may or my not have
encoded or decoded it.

Here's some news for you, "John." Nobody cares what you call it. It's not about you, has nothing to do with you and it's really only about Chung's blowhole denial that his 2 pound diet isn't a diet.

And, to further educate you, a balanced diet is one where the food is blessed by God.

John
p.s. better watch out - I'm a week out of heart surgery and starting
to get fiesty again.  ;-)

Guess eating 2 pounds of food a day didn't help with your heart health, huh? Need to be eating more of that "balanced diet" of Chung's.

Well, the heart issues preexisted my trying 2PD by several years and,
as far as I know, BMI and food have very little to do with atrial
fibrillation which was my problem. My arteries are slippery clean.
Always have been. Genetic, I guess. Low BP ~110-70 w/o meds. Great
lipids w/o meds. Just this little rhythm problem.

And you say that prayer didn't help? 

I said no such thing.  In fact, prayer has helped me with this
situation in every possible way,

Except getting rid of it. And given that, there's nothing you can point to that would definitely have been different without your prayer. All assertion, no proof.

from coping with it as long as
possible, to sorting out all the possible alternatives, to selection
of procedure, doctor and hospital. Every step of the way was covered
in prayer and because of this I could step out in confidence that God
was leading me every step of the way.

But that hand sticking out of your back typed that if anything is asked in the name of Jesus, it would happen. Period.

So either you didn't ask that way for a cure or it didn't happen if you did. Either way, it didn't happen. As for being led each step of the way, so much for free will. Or was it you free choice to follow the instructions? If so, what form did these instructions take? Voices? Email? Clouds forming words? A booming voice from above that only you could hear?

I can't understand why it didn't instantly cure you.

And who would you be to dictate the manner in which God choses to
answer a prayer?

Oh, it's not me. It's Chung saying that anything you ask for properly is guaranteed. Some part of that isn't quite correct, huh...?

According to the hand sticking out of your back... I mean Chung, if you fundies pray for *anything*, it *will* happen. Chung said that. *Guaranteed.*

I cashed in that guarantee. 

Looks like that check was returned marked "insufficient Fundies."

This is seriously hilarious, I think. Insufficient fundies...Bwah...

No, seriously... 

Yes, seriously...

Since I got home from the hospital, I see that my weight has been
dropping about 1/2 lb/day while continuing 2PD as before. I had been
on a plateau for a few months. I'm wondering if the fact that my
resting heart rate is now up to 60 from 45 before surgery has jacked
up my metabolism a little bit? Or maybe its just the prednisone
they're giving me to help the healing process. (Better watch out for
that 'roid rage.)

And watch the famous Prednisone weight gain. Probably ought to cut it to the 1.5 Pound Diet while you're taking it.

God is taking care of this too, as He has everything else.

Except your ongoing health. If your health is dependent on what the doctors do, and that's what your explanations say, then lay out again what role anything divine had? 

John

p.s. Bob, do you think you could lose that nasty tone that infects
all you write?

"John," you know I'd do almost anything for you, such good friends we've become. And you know how much I admire the utterly genuine expressions you've posted here over the decades. But, see, that nasty tone is directly the responsibility of my XP operating system. Damn thing gets all wordy with my close friends; says nasty things. I'm totally serious about this.

You words sound to me like a new tobacco chewer -
every word brings forth a stream of nasty stuff.  Yeechh.

"John," It's obvious you didn't pay attention in that creative writing class where they talked about creating images. The other thing is that things remind you of things, much like things remind Chung of things. I'm sure you see the problem. And I'm sure you can see that saying my words sound "like a new tobacco chewer..." well, I'm sure on reflection you'll be appropriately embarrassed. Even mortified.

And, as Chung would have you be aware of: "And, to further educate you, a balanced diet is one where the food is blessed by God." Have some of that, "John," it'll pick you right up. It'll say that on the label somewhere. Big fiery thumbprint.

Yes, every day. We ask God to bless our food to the use of our
bodies. He does.

<LOL>> You're descending to Chung's level now. The earmarks of this blessing is what? That it's suddenly a "balanced diet?" - that's what he says it is. That it gives you less gas? What a wonderfully unmeasurable thing you offer. And you've said you're an engineer. Indiscernible "change" with no process involved that can be measured. Yet you say something has happened. And what exactly is this blessing? Has it changed the chemical composition? If not, what's the difference? If yes, how has that been determined? And to what has it been changed?

What's that hand sticking into your back...?

Still having delusions, Bob?

No, "John." It's a figurative reference to your abiding sockpuppetedness. But you already knew that and were just trying to get a shot in to show your deep and abiding "love" for all your fellow men.

Pastorio
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