Re: Dr. Chung puts his hands in your life: Number 22 - The Arsehole


Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
An arsehole isn't something you want to dwell upon, I can assure you,
but there are some important points to be made if you want to get the
best from yours;

1) Hide your arsehole at ALL times. Some people can not resist a
casually placed *** and will take any opportunity to have you part
company with it. Make sure you lock your doors while sitting in a
traffic jam.

2) Children find arseholes both entertaining and useful, often
hiding stones or small toys in them. If a child persists in this
behaviour it's likely he may need psychiatric assistance, or a damned
good smack.

3) Remember, with the proper care your arsehole may last you a
lifetime. Always use A-rated batteries and never expose it directly to
the sun.

5) Your arsehole may become inflamed during pregnancy, so if you're
affected do NOT attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery.

Chunga-wunga!

Ouch! You may have the other cheek.

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