Re: Common Painkillers Can Raise Blood Pressure: Study

On Feb 28, 1:18 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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On Feb 28, 2:17 am, "Machete" <Mach...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
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On Feb 27, 11:50 pm, "Machete" <Mach...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:

It was the ultimate smack in the arse for the German Army, who was
just
begging to be made an example of. In reality, it was the Soviet Union
who
bled the Germans to death. However, one should also keep in mind that
without American food, jeeps, clothes and other items sent to Russia,
they
would have never been able to wage war. We sent them millions of tons
of
food, it's unfortunate that Chung wasn't around in those days, he
could
have
convinced the American governmant that men can survive without food.

Doubly unfortunate, since Ike or Monty (or Stalin) would have found
him plenty
of work peeling potatoes or shoveling ***.

He probably would have been better off under General Patton (who slapped
a
shell-shocked solider right back into the ranks.)

Not much patience for slackers. As he once told my father, "GET THE
HELL OFF OF THAT TANK!"

Stalin had special units under the direct charge of the NKVD who's main
responsibility was dying quickly, in other words, they were sent into
battle
without training (and sometimes without weapons) or to clear mine fields
without any experience or tools. Those who earned this *special*
privilege
were deserters, prisoners from gulags or soldiers from areas of Russia
who
were known to be against the Bolshevik Regime.

Truth be told, Chung wouldn't have lasted five minutes in anyone's army,
not
even the French.

I'd say maybe the Swiss Army, but his talents would be wasted.
Better
he be shipped off and volunteered for Dear Leader's infantry. Dope
him up
with some long-acting barbiturate. Pack him in a box and FedEx him
via China.

Yeah, docs aren't real big on barbiturates anymore, me thinks.

Phenobarb is still used to treat severe epilepsy which doesn't
respond to other meds, since even barbiturates are preferable to
opening someone's skull and dicing up what might be useful
bits of gray matter. Maybe my neuro could fake a script,
possibly for the *big* jar of 1,000 pills.

Ludes were
around a lot (Methaqualone...not sure of the spelling) back in the 70's
until doctors realized how much fun they were, Ludes were taken off the
market in 83, not sure if they still prescribe other forms of barbs, could
be??

Chung's services would probably be greatly appreciated in North Korea, where
they have a massive shortage of doctors and medical supplies although they
might want to get ahold of the iridium and attempt to make some sort of
weapon out of it.

Oh ***, just what we need. Bush going weird again, this time over
Dear
Leader buying aluminum tubes to build cascades for iridium enrichment.

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