Re: OH, THE HUMANITY!

On Mar 10, 3:14 am, "Machete" <mach...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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On Mar 8, 3:49 am, "Machete" <mach...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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1:16 am, "Machete" <mach...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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On Mar 7, 8:08 pm, "Machete" <mach...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Sounds like a medial experiment gone bad, I sure hope Chung doesn't
spot
this.

I pray every night that he doesn't find a copy of Re-Animator.

IF this did occur, the National Guard in Georgia might have to be
mobilized. Perhaps even mentioning it in this group calls for an
immediate
prayer circle.

Oh ***. He's going to read that now, isn't he?

I'm going to Hell.

Hell would likely consist of 23 hours a day, in a 50 square foot room,
with
four large speakers in each corner turned up to maximum volume and being
forced to listen to Chung preach and occasionally sing hymns. One hour
would be allotted for sleep (it would probably take a good 50 minutes for
your ears to stop ringing.) Perhaps it's time for a religious epiphany
FH,
time might be short as we are sure to face another disaster before the
year
is over.

I predict Chung's army of zombies ruling the Earth when Chung
succeeds where Herbert West failed. I predict this by the
second week of April, latest.

Are these zombies mass produced in Chung's tiny office? Spare body parts, a
little iridium mixed in and they head off to make trouble.

Iridium, mixed with Prestone, with a dash of acetone and a heap o'
jebus.

This could make
the latest disaster look like a St. Patrick's Day parade.

The next one will look like a St. Pat's day parade, too -- with
floats
designed by George Romero.


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