Re: How to express your love to Joel M. Eichen

From: Robert Morien (PhD_failure_at_nousefulinfo.com)
Date: 01/08/05 

Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:39:00 -0800

In article <w8SDd.79274$QR1.76766@fed1read04>,
 "Tim Dixon" <timgdixon@cox.net> wrote:

> No Robert I won't go away as long as I am still here to reach out to you.
> Repent Robert Morient, the Kingdom is at hand, the day draws near to His
> return. The choice is yours, but you already stand condemned to the wrath
> of the Almighty if you don't. On that day if your name isn't found in the
> Lamb's Book Of Life, you will be sent to the lake of fire, you know that
> don't you? If you didn't, you do now. Hurry Robert, I plead with you, find
> a Christ centered church tomorrow and Believe in Jesus, ask Him to come into
> your life, He's standing at your door right now knocking, but you have to
> invite Him in, open the door Robert, ask for forgiveness, which He will
> surely give you, then repent Robert of your old ways and be Baptized into
> Christ so that you may be a new creation in Him. He is Faithful and Just
> and will wash away all your past sin and purify you from all your
> unrighteousness. Don't waste another minute Robert, life is fragile, the
> example you might look at is the victims of the Tsunami, except for the
> innocent children, most of those adults are condemned because they did not
> Believe in Jesus and went to their deaths by drowning, only to await a far
> greater judgement on that day when God will judge everyone. Of those who
> died that did not Believe in Jesus, their names will not be found in the
> Lamb's Book and they will recieve their just reward, eternal seperation from
> God. There are two eternities Robert, which one is for you?

No Tim I won't go away as long as I am still here to reach out to you.
Repent Tim Dixon, Hersheyland is at hand, the day draws near to
Chocolate's return. The choice is yours, but you already stand condemned
to the wrath of the Almighty if you don't. On that day if your name
isn't found in the Chocolate Book Of Life, you will be sent to the lake
of Vanilla, you know that don't you? If you didn't, you do now. Hurry
Tim, I plead with you, find a Chocolate centered church tomorrow and
Believe in Pure Chocolate, ask Chocolate to come into your life,
Chocolate is standing at your door right now knocking, but you have to
invite Chocolate in, open the door Tim, ask for forgiveness, which
Chocolate will surely give you, then repent Tim of your old ways and be
Baptized into Chocolate so that you may be a new creation in Chocolate.
Chocolate is Faithful and Just and will wash away all your past sin and
purify you from all your unrighteousness. Don't waste another minute
Tim, life is fragile, the example you might look at is the victims of
the Tsunami, except for the innocent children, most of those adults are
condemned because they did not Believe in Pure Chocolate and went to
their deaths by drowning, only to await a far greater judgement on that
day when Chocolate will judge everyone. Of those who died that did not
Believe in Pure Chocolate, their names will not be found in the
Chocolate's Book and they will recieve their just reward, eternal
seperation from Chocolate. There are two eternities Tim, which one is
for you?

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