Re: Why Waste Money At The Dentist?

Joel M. Eichen <joeleichen@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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>
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I can picture it... Your teeth will be so white that every one around
you will have to wear welder's goggles to protect their eyes... Wicked
at the beach...

Hey... ggogles.....

Anyone remember that 'B' movie whereby there were these Nazi mutant
ninja undead zombie panzer troops lyin' in wait in shallow water near a
beach around this deserted island, waitin' for intruders? They had full
Nazi Storm Trooper uniforms and they wore these welder's goggles to
protect their undead eyes, and they were superhuman... After alot of the
survivors of a shipwreck got kilt, somebody figgured out that all you
had to do was rip off their goggles...

<the Pipe blocks his ears as all two of youse who remember this film
groan and hide the fact that y'all remember it...>

What does this have to do with teeth whitening???????

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SP
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Finally: take out the TRASHH
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