Re: Implant questions

Actually I think there is a sewing machine made by a company called
Zimmer. No .. I guess that is Singer.

I really don't know why, but I kept thinking of zipper ... which made
me think about sewing.

I really hated putting in zippers. First off, you need to put a
special "foot" onto the sewing machine... but beofre that, you need to
find and purchase this special "foot." It was really a pain in the
*** and took a long time (IMHO). But especially if you happen to put
it in upside down (the zipper), uggh. Then you had to rip it out and
start all over.

But the worst part is by the time I finished that quarter in Home Ec
(7th grade) and had completed making my dress, I had grown out of it
already. What a waist.

Btw, Zippers should be banned.

Too much metal and too close to the body. As a conductor and attractor
of extraneous radiofreqency energy, voltage is applied directly to the
body... at LEAST 350 mV. This allows for interruption of cellular
activities via the voltage-gated channels.

And this is why we are seeing a higher infertility rate today versus
yester-year.

HOWEVER, the clothing industry has come to the rescue. The AMA has
stock in Ambercrombie and unbeknownst to most of the world, Gucci has a
subsidiary that supplies all the major hospital garb. So the AMA and
Ambercrombie are really "tight." Trying to make the world a better
place. (wink, wink)

Anyway, Result: Fewer zippers. More buttons.

We are now seeng men's button down jeans. Seriously. They now are
making jeans (for men) that button! But mostly just the gay men buy
them, so this has not reduced infertility. What a drag. They will
have to start thinking up some other ideas. Too bad Zuba pants did not
last.

But did you know that the first buttons were actually made out of
natural material? (sea shells) This was well before the zipper was
invented. And this is the truth.

The rest is made up, of course. Except for not fitting into the dress
that I made in Home Ec class. Too bad the growth pattern did not keep
progressing though. I could have used a bit more help.

Oh well.

-Sue

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