Re: Implant questions

On 14 Nov 2005 07:10:05 -0800, "Sue" <chrlie699@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>Actually I think there is a sewing machine made by a company called
>Zimmer. No .. I guess that is Singer.
>
>I really don't know why, but I kept thinking of zipper ... which made
>me think about sewing.
>
>I really hated putting in zippers.

You and Erica jong ....

> First off, you need to put a
>special "foot" onto the sewing machine... but beofre that, you need to
>find and purchase this special "foot." It was really a pain in the
>*** and took a long time (IMHO). But especially if you happen to put
>it in upside down (the zipper), uggh. Then you had to rip it out and
>start all over.
>
>But the worst part is by the time I finished that quarter in Home Ec
>(7th grade) and had completed making my dress, I had grown out of it
>already. What a waist.
>
>Btw, Zippers should be banned.
>
>Too much metal and too close to the body. As a conductor and attractor
>of extraneous radiofreqency energy, voltage is applied directly to the
>body... at LEAST 350 mV. This allows for interruption of cellular
>activities via the voltage-gated channels.
>
>And this is why we are seeing a higher infertility rate today versus
>yester-year.
>
>HOWEVER, the clothing industry has come to the rescue. The AMA has
>stock in Ambercrombie and unbeknownst to most of the world, Gucci has a
>subsidiary that supplies all the major hospital garb. So the AMA and
>Ambercrombie are really "tight." Trying to make the world a better
>place. (wink, wink)
>
>Anyway, Result: Fewer zippers. More buttons.
>
>We are now seeng men's button down jeans. Seriously. They now are
>making jeans (for men) that button! But mostly just the gay men buy
>them, so this has not reduced infertility. What a drag. They will
>have to start thinking up some other ideas. Too bad Zuba pants did not
>last.
>
>But did you know that the first buttons were actually made out of
>natural material? (sea shells) This was well before the zipper was
>invented. And this is the truth.
>
>The rest is made up, of course. Except for not fitting into the dress
>that I made in Home Ec class. Too bad the growth pattern did not keep
>progressing though. I could have used a bit more help.
>
>Oh well.
>
>-Sue

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