Re: Snails - cancer research

The article unquestionably proves that snail cancer researchers are:

10. damne quicker than you'd think
9. funny-looking while very seriously motivated
8. tasty to the discrminating-conniseur bird
7. fun to play with by kitty-cat
6. affiliated with the postal workers union
5. can crawl-over a wooden matchstick if frightened by bird or kitty or
inflammatory e-mail (rather than an s-mail)
4. stockholders of MARTHA STEWART'S FABULOUS K-MART CHOCHKIES, though
wiped-out in sell-off frenzy in the fall of 2000
3. angry supporters of Ralph Nader in Florida 2000
2. thought of Gore as too damaged by being around the Clintons
1. ended-up wayyyy down-under when planet collapsed in 1950s sci-fi
movie thriller
0. some of their best friends are amoebas and parameci

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