Re: Pink is your color ? / Was: It's official...

From: jen (jen2gone_at_cs.com)
Date: 06/24/04 

Date: 24 Jun 2004 01:59:14 -0700

Kali <Kali@nope.not> wrote in message news:<MPG.1b438577d46e5f6a98a38a@news.west.earthlink.net>...
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> :>Oh dear, it seems you've lost your "friends" once again.
> : > Are you so desperate for attention that it takes several newsgroups
> :>>to document your excess bile? I'm sorry, chere, I ought to pay more
> :a>>ttention to you, but you really should learn to eat, sleep
> :
> :Posted at 4:12 AM. lol. Yeah, tell us all about learning to sleep there kooktard!
> :Kim

   How sweet of you to worry about when and how long I sleep. Don't
bother yourself with it; just concentrate on being a good gurl. BTW,
it's now about 3:30 a.m., got a problem? Obsession? Undue curiosity?
   How are you liking the new collar? I kinda thought that the pink
made your *** look big and doughy, but then I realised I was looking
at you from the wrong end. Did you stay up too late raiding the fridge
and cross-posting, hon?

Then Kali, submitting an application to do my pet's grooming, writes:
(***slurp***)
> My cat thinks he owns me, too. It's cute! He was up and very
> active at all hours of the night until he was neutered.
>
> Kali
  
   I had a cat once too, but my k00k-pet's done gone and ate it, along
with everything else that wasn't nailed down. Yesterday I came home to
find her face smeared with margarine and gnawing on the remnants of an
artificial plant.
(***Her is soo kewt, yes her is!***)
   So find yourself another prodigy- this one's mine, bought and paid
for.
Thank you, but the position of groom has already been filled.
I will consider the neutering idea though, it may have some merit. She
has too many defects for breeding, and it may soften her disposition,
ya reckon?
jen