Re: FYI- Grooming and "Beaning"

From: HoofPrints (equsphotogphr_at_hotmail.com)
Date: 06/26/04 

Date: Sat, 26 Jun 2004 06:51:47 -0700

Thanks Jen for the link to this page.
I am cross posting it to SPP.
You are right, I needed to joke about it because it is not the most
pleasant procedure on earth.
I really don't like to have the vet out to give drugs which makes them
barely able to stand and the time it takes for those drugs to wear off
is over an hour in most cases.
hoof

jen wrote:
>
> http://horses.about.com/care/grooming/eqsavvy386/
>
> For those of you who wouldn't know one end of a horse from another,
> you may find out more about the so-called "Horsie Porn" at the above
> link.
> If you are a "responsible" horse owner, you need to do this. I am
> a GRITS, and was raised old-skool, so we never did it; if there was a
> problem, we never knew it. We were never even allowed by our
> stepfather to cut manes or tails to conform to regulations, even for
> 4-H. It was looked down upon by his generation of horsemen.
> Now HAM could probably say that *I* neglected my animals because I
> DIDN'T do it, right? Perhaps she will call the humane society.
> NOW, however, a horse owner who declines to do the above grooming
> operation would be stared at in horror by any respectable equine
> organization and most likely accused of neglect. Lynne raises show
> horses, not nags. She would have to find some humor in it just to make
> herself buckle down and do it. Hygiene products are specifically
> recommended for this grooming operation under the name of Excalibur.
> If you think that's such a huge belly laugh, you should also know
> that a male horse must also be "beaned". If you don't know what that
> is, look it up. I'm sure it would make the fellers cringe.
> I've seen many people do it themselves, but personally, I would
> have to call a vet. Now I'm sure that Kim, being a "Townie" and not
> understanding that animals must be properly cared for, can find a way
> to turn that into some sort of disgusting way to besmirch someone's
> character as well.
> BTW, how long did your little caged birdies last, Hammie? 

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