Re: Santa and Elmo
From: hoofprints (equsphotogophr_at_hotmail.com)
Date: 12/20/04
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Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 08:23:41 -0800
Alias wrote:
>
> "hoofprints" <equsphotogophr@hotmail.com> wrote
> :
> :
> : Alias wrote:
> : >
> : > Well, Elmo found out that he didn't clear after all and he lost his job
> and
> : > his living quarters (a garbage bin in Texas), so he decided to end it
> all
> : > and went to the nearest high bridge and just as he was about to jump
> off, a
> : > fat man with a white beard approached him and asked,
> : >
> : > Fat Man: What are you doing!?
> : >
> : > Elmo: I lost everything, man, I'm going to end it all.
> : >
> : > Fat Man: Don't do that! I'm Santa Claus and I can grant you three
> wishes.
> : >
> : > Elmo: (Thinking to himself, hmmmmm, with three wishes, I could get my
> : > garbage bin full of turds back, get another wife, cure my diseases and
> be
> : > able to drink Lone Star and watch the rassling matches!) OK, I want the
> : > three wishes, Santa.
> : >
> : > Fat Man. Well, you do have to do something first.
> : >
> : > Elmo: Like what?
> : >
> : > Fat Man: You have to give me a blow job.
> : >
> : > Elmo: What? I thought you were Santa Claus.
> : >
> : > Fat Man: I am and what do you have to lose?
> : >
> : > Elmo: I guess you're right; I have nothing to lose.
> : >
> : > Elmo then gives the fat man a blow job.
> : >
> : > Elmo wipes the come off his face and asks, What about my three wishes?
> : >
> : > The fat man, as he walks away says:
> : >
> : > Ho, ho, ho, imagine a grown man like you believing in Santa Claus!
> :
> : Oh that is Cold !! ROTFLMAO.
> : hoof
>
> I should have put a disclaimer for those satire illiterates that seem to
> haunt this board. This joke was a satire on the insult that a certain Geb
> Bixer and Elmo Emerson used to post about me over and over again. Most of
> the people here won't get that or see its humor and be morally outraged at
> it being posted (but laugh at Elmo's silly fart jokes) but it's good to know
> there are still some educated and intelligent people on this board who could
> appreciated it and I thank you.
>
> Alias
I was thinking more along the lines of the phobias, but now there are
two reasons to roar out loud.
hoof
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