A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning
the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to
pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a
dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused
payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber
found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
Re: OT: Bad Haircut = Bad Weekend ... It wasn't until I got done washing all the little stray hairs off at home that I started asking these questions. ... BTW) me being out of class, and a bad haircut bringing me down, I'm consoling myself with a beer of the Black & Tan variety and a bowl of Orlik Golden Sliced in a basket billiard. ... I figured, since there was nothing fancy involved, nearly any barber should be able to give me a trim, so I went to a different barber. ... So, I paid him and left, figuring I could wash out the oil and get the top trimmed and it would be acceptable in a week or two. ... (alt.smokers.pipes)
Haircuts ... There was a good old barber in Bangalore. ... One day an English florist goes to him for a haircut.... Florist is happy and leaves the shop.... An Irish Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the ... (soc.culture.scottish)
Software Engineering ... There was a good old barber in Bangalore. ... One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.... Florist is happy and leaves the shop.... A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber ... (comp.dsp)
Re: The barber story ... After the haircut, the florist asked about his bill and the barber... accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." ... (soc.retirement)
Re: So-OT: My bi-annual haircut ... Hmm, it's a haircut, not a PAP smear! ... I don't go to a barber anymore,... of disappointments I decided to try cutting my own hair.... off all the clippings.... (rec.food.cooking)
