I was pretty worried that Bad Luck II wouldn't win the big race, she got drunk the night before and was hung over on the Big Day. I shoved an
M-80 up her bum and threatened to light it if she wasn't well ahead
coming down the back stretch. I guess she thought I'd really light it
and won it going away by at least 10 lengths. She was grateful when I
pulled the explosives out her rear end in the winner's circle. Am
going to let her get some sleep before I put her in the trailer and head
back to the swomp. She can't wait to meet her clone mommy. I think the
pressure of winning was getting to her and she's relieved the racing
season is over and that she won the Big One. Be home in a couple of
days, Lotitta.
Ash
Re: TR: Small boy, smallmouth (long) ... Mr.Reid relies on luck,... when you feel your life slowly fading.... Don´t take risks like Mr Reid,... By the way, what was the name of that guy you hung out with, the ... (rec.outdoors.fishing.fly)
Re: Mr Miller ... listening to WCBS in NYC traffic they basically summed up the Sunday night story as he hoped he would not get disqualified in post race tech for being drunk.... have a hard time believing the FIS is having people blow into balloons post-race, except if they're looking to decorate the party venue.... To be fair, this didn't happen for the past three years, because between Olympic years, ski racing is invisible in the USA. ... (rec.skiing.alpine.moderated)
Re: Studio today! ... I hate it when people turn up hung over for a recording session. ... have every other day of their lives to get drunk.... Besides, he's got a 2-week summer holiday just now, so I can't blame him ... Well the bassist had a few beers while ... (alt.guitar)
Re: Read, weep and pay tribute to da man! ... I seem to recall that it's been demonstrated that optimists have better 'luck' than pessimists. ... Then Rainey lost Capirossi and his Marlboro money and Sete was promoted to 500 in '97 without having done anything in 250, perhaps as sponsor bait. ... He finishes 11th that year, is back on the twin in '99 - and Doohan goes down, career-ending injuries, and Sete lands on the best race bike in the world. ... (rec.motorcycles.racing)
Re: Read, weep and pay tribute to da man! ... I seem to recall that it's been demonstrated that optimists have better 'luck' than pessimists. ... Then Rainey lost Capirossi and his Marlboro money and Sete was promoted to 500 in '97 without having done anything in 250, perhaps as sponsor bait. ... He finishes 11th that year, is back on the twin in '99 - and Doohan goes down, career-ending injuries, and Sete lands on the best race bike in the world. ... (rec.motorcycles.racing)
