How George Stole Christmas
- From: alan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Alan)
- Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2005 07:36 +0000 (GMT Standard Time)
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MP3 - Listen to the whole thing for the vocals. By High-C & DJ Manticore
(Meter Versus Yard)
(Sample: Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley)
It was the night before Christmas
And the Office of Homeland Security
Had been alerted to a potential security threat
Not a creature was stirring
Martial law was in effect
Terrorists were flying in from the north
Intercepted e-mails revealed the plan
Disrupt the holiday season
With false gestures of brotherly love
This children were chillin'
All snug in their beds
But nightmares of technocracy
Still filled their heads
The libraries were staked out
By G-Men with care
In the hopes that the operative,
St. Nicklaus, would slip up
Phone lines were tapped
Witnesses intimidated
Evidence was manufactured
Just in case
Miranda was flushed
And the ban on torture rescinded
Dissenters were hushed
The propaganda was splendid
The media reports were firm
An attack was imminent
CNN made it clear
In case you had forgotten
The U.S. had always been at war with the North Pole
Hordes of sympathizers
In matching red uniforms
Were held in detainment camps
Indefinitely
The sightings began at the hour of twelve
A bearded fanatic
Accompanied by elves
The nation held captive
By a small band of thugs
Those brightly wrapped gifts?
Surely weapons or drugs
Fighters were scrambled
And radar locks sought
But the elusive red menace
Would not be caught
(Break)
The leaders looked foolish
Impotent, outmatched
The missiles had failed
So a new plan was hatched
A drone sleigh was destroyed
Over a snow-covered field
And when the debris site was cordoned off
The "victory" revealed
The shills sounded trumpets
And the sheep blandly bleated
The country was safe
This "Santa" defeated
But the gifts were delivered
Though all houses locked
The president's stocking
Held nothing but rocks
The true Kringle sped off
Back to his wife
"Merry Christmas to some
And to most, a good night"
--
I'm just a goddamned piece of paper.
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Lord Cerne Abbas
Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.
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