Re: Infant EvilChuck delievered by Anal Fisting Procedure


"Cytyzens Agaynst Lyme Cryme" <CALC@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Greatcod" <Greatcod@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > Its true. After 2 futile months on ExLax,
> > his EvilMom gave birth
> > to EvilChuck by an anal fisting procedure.
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> Okay GC,
> I thought EvilChuck was spawned by Satan,
> but your version of events could be closer to the truth,
> since DerDirtyman fathered Mr. Hankey... hmm,
> that means it is possible that EvilChuck
> is Mr.Hankey's twin brother!
> "Hidey Ho!, EvilChuck!"
> "Longtime, no see"
> "C'mere you- s'matter?"
> "Don't you have a hug for your longlost brother?!"
>
> Yes!
> And Dirtyman and EvilMom would be EvilChuck's parents.
> THAT makes much more sense.
> And also,
> NOW we know why the "dirty" is in Dirtyman's surname.
>
> CALC
> p.s. My bet is that infant EvilChuck was having trouble breathing
> when he plopped out, and Dirtyman gave him mouth-to-mouth...

Just as an addendum:

You know how identical twins still have some opposing characteristics?

Well, "Mr. Hankey" is the ' f l o a t e r ' . . .
and
"EvilChuck" is the ' s i n k e r ' . . .

CALC


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