Re: GreatCod, have you seen "Brokeback mountain" ?


Yukon King Jr. wrote:


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> >Snowballed? Honestly, I'm not sure, but if it involves tasting one's
> >own semen, I guess I haven't. But, since I am not familiar with the
> >term, I guess I honestly can't say.
>
> I once dated a girl with a playful sense of humor. I was deeply in
> love, in large part because she enjoyed sucking on my penis,
> worshipping and lavaging it with her tongue and lips as if it was her
> god - the kind of blowjob you don't get everyday! When I came, she
> would jerk on my penis convulsively, 'milking' the shaft and gobbling
> down every last drop of semen as if it were the very finest gustatory
> delicacy on the planet. oh yeah, she also had big firm tits. anyway,
> one day after one of these pleasant incidents, while I was still
> shuddering with pleasure, she rose up from her knees and kissed me
> passionately - impulsively I responded - and was soon disconcerted by
> the taste and texture of a strange, gooey substance in my mouth. it
> almost but not quite felt like a big warm loogi. then I looked at her
> and noticed her laughing, semen dribbling down the corners of her
> mouth, and I realized what had happened - she had snowballed me!
>
> some days later, I attempted to extract revenge. While fucking her from
> behind, doggy style, I suddenly and without warning withdrew from her
> quivering love-hole and jammed my erect member into her rosy puckered
> anus! I had never done this before and this caused her to produce a
> high-pitched squeal not unlike the barking of the sea lions at the zoo.
> I chortled with glee at my revenge but little did I know, the joke was
> on me! For unbeknownst to me, she had been suffering from a nasty
> intestinal malady for several days! As I pulled out of her now ravaged
> anus, a gush of dark liquid sprayed out of her ass and splattered all
> over my groin, abdomen, and legs! The entirety of my being was seized
> with a primitive survivalist response. Closing my eyes, breathing only
> through my mouth, and shutting my ears to her angry horrified screams
> of condemnation, I felt my way to the shower. Turning the faucet to
> full blast, eyes still shuttered, I immediately gave myself a good
> hosing down. When I felt the decontamination process was complete, I
> ventured to open my eyes - and was traumatized to discover that I had
> failed to open the drain! The floor of the shower was polluted with a
> brownish stinking mass of diluted diarrhea! There were bits of corn and
> peanut - and I think I saw part of a black olive too!
>
> Needless to say, the relationship soon ended. Now do you understand?


I note and was remiss in failing to applaud your attempts at florid
prose!

However, your choice of subject matter is a bit dubious.

But thanks for sharing!

Anyway, after that experience with anal sex, one would have thought you
would have learned your lesson! But you've progressed to anal sex with
barnyard animals and little boys since then. Talk about overcoming a
trauma!!!

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