FRANK DE CRANK IS A CHILD MOLESTER

Hi, my name is Frank de Crank and I'm from the Netherlands, better
known as
Holland.
Holland is a funny country. Some people wear wooden shoes, because
they're
too stingy to buy real shoes.
Our country is very flat, because we have wrested it from the sea. A
large
part of our country is still very muddy,
and it's uselles except for growing tulips. We have a huge tulip
surplus,
and a huge sun-deficit.


In Holland it is against the law to grow more than a couple of
mariuhana
plants inside your house (it used to be 70, they are getting very
strick
nowadays!), or have more heroin or cocaine on you than you need for
yourself. So we are not lawless regarding drugs, there are some kind
of laws
against it, although nobody is sure what they are or who implements
them.


Although prostitution has become a well-respected legal profession
here, I
am not tempted.


Some of you, who frequent this newsgroup, already know that I'm of
very meek
and gentle character. That's us, the Dutch!
We are *such* SWEET people. As a contrast to our tiny little
insignificant
muddy little below-sealevel blip that we call 'home',
we ourselves have recently pushed the Swedes from the first place as
the
tallest nation on earth. There is a people taller than
the Dutch, but they are not a nation. They are the Dinka-tribe in
Southern
Sudan. Their backyard is 25 times larger than Holland, but they're not
a
nation, so they don't count.


Anyway. I am currently a bachelor (not of science, I don't have any
diploma's), you know, single. I used to be very good in bed,
but since I got bitten by a tick, certain body parts are often quite
limp.


I am looking for a very wealthy female Lymie, either reasonably young
and
very ill, or very old and reasonably ill.
This female Lymie should be able to speak a language, and occasionally
do
so.
I am an experienced wheelchair-pusher, and my hobbies are collecting
antibiotics, and clogging killfilters.
Of course I can cook the typical Dutch delicacies like hogbrain
sausages,
weevil soup and spamcakes.




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