Re: Trong

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the 3rd Man wrote:
trong wrote:

you really have no idea what is going on on this board,

Here's what's going on "on this board"...
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once dated a girl with a playful sense of humor. I was deeply in
love, in large part because she enjoyed sucking on my penis,
worshipping and lavaging it with her tongue and lips as if it was her
god - the kind of blowjob you don't get everyday! When I came, she
would jerk on my penis convulsively, 'milking' the shaft and gobbling
down every last drop of semen as if it were the very finest gustatory
delicacy on the planet. oh yeah, she also had big firm tits. anyway,
one day after one of these pleasant incidents, while I was still
shuddering with pleasure, she rose up from her knees and kissed me
passionately - impulsively I responded - and was soon disconcerted by
the taste and texture of a strange, gooey substance in my mouth. it
almost but not quite felt like a big warm loogi. then I looked at her
and noticed her laughing, semen dribbling down the corners of her
mouth, and I realized what had happened - she had snowballed me!

some days later, I attempted to extract revenge. While fucking her from

behind, doggy style, I suddenly and without warning withdrew from her
quivering love-hole and jammed my erect member into her rosy puckered
anus! I had never done this before and this caused her to produce a
high-pitched squeal not unlike the barking of the sea lions at the zoo.

I chortled with glee at my revenge but little did I know, the joke was
on me! For unbeknownst to me, she had been suffering from a nasty
intestinal malady for several days! As I pulled out of her now ravaged
anus, a gush of dark liquid sprayed out of her ass and splattered all
over my groin, abdomen, and legs! The entirety of my being was seized
with a primitive survivalist response. Closing my eyes, breathing only
through my mouth, and shutting my ears to her angry horrified screams
of condemnation, I felt my way to the shower. Turning the faucet to
full blast, eyes still shuttered, I immediately gave myself a good
hosing down. When I felt the decontamination process was complete, I
ventured to open my eyes - and was traumatized to discover that I had
failed to open the drain! The floor of the shower was polluted with a
brownish stinking mass of diluted diarrhea! There were bits of corn and

peanut - and I think I saw part of a black olive too!
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Perhaps you would like to explain WHY you thought it was necessary to
post this on a LYME DISEASE board.

You don't deny posting this, do you?

Do you ever consider that children can certainly access this? (and
PLEASE...don't waste time by arguing about me re-posting this. It's ALL
archived).

Troll?

Seems too nice a description if you ask me.

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