NEWSFLASH: Snapcrackle identity hijacked by StubbyElvis--way to go Stubster!!!!

Hi... I kinda decided that I liked the name StubbyElvis......
so....when Stubby expropriated the SNAPCRACKLE alias, and started
posting drivel about energy directed weapons in an attempt to
discredit the ancient and honorable SnapCrackle royal lineage, I
POPPED, and I decided in true Mr.Ripley fashion to take HIS
alias....STUBBYELVIS---- I'm even wearing white polyester fringe
jumpsuits now--- size EXTRA large....

I know that the NEW Snapcrackle alias is a ****hot**** college senior
with firm abs and tight glutes with an IT major at a second rate
college in shabby upstate NY with the vocabulary and perspicacity of a
60 year old neocon Ivy grad with big family jewels....

And the new SnapCrackle alias aka StubbyElvis ---- knows a hell of a
lot about the Deutsche Bank insider trading put options before
911....what a guy--- those directed energy weapons in Palm Beach must
be fab intelligence boosters....

Now that I am StubbyElvis -- I want you to know that I am NOT gay--
and that I spend all night thinking about my dream matron--- Anne
Coulter...(SIGH)-- its part of her directed energy campaign seeking to
enslave middle aged guys like me-- through SIGINT signals through my
dentures----- so that I don't even notice that hanging flab on her
triceps.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0HKiUCVEFM

love,
the new and improved....
STUBBYELVIS

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