Re: Re: Those Rowdy Canadians

From: Merle Finch (merle_at_wnt.sas.com)
Date: 09/02/04 

Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 11:52:19 -0400

On 31 Aug 2004 12:43:06 -0700, tunderbar@hotmail.com (tcomeau) wrote:

>"MikeV" <mvidler@NOSPAMiname.com> wrote in message news:<bdUXc.1216$JT3.579@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
>> OUR TAKE
>>
>> (From: TheMotleyFool.com)
>>
>> By Bill Mann (TMF Otter)
>> August 27, 2004
>>
>> A few weeks ago, in a story on Nortel (NYSE: NT), I asked people to
>> submit a Canadian joke to me. This is as good a place as any to
>> reveal the winner. And I received hundreds, almost all of them from
>> Canadians. Though I did receive one from Brunei, something for which
>> I have absolutely no explanation. The winner of a copy of Tom and
>> David Gardner's Money After 40 was Karl Walters, who submitted the
>> following:
>>
>> Q: How does a lifeguard get 50 rowdy Canadians out of a pool?
>>
>> A: He says, "Please get out of the pool."
>>
>> (My addendum is that he then repeats it in French.)
>>
>>
>>
>> MikeV
>
>How about:
>
>How does a lifeguard get 50 Americans out of a pool?

toss in an unwrapped Baby Ruth bar

>
>Anybody got any punchlines?
>
>TC